Funny Quotes

  Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don’t need an appointment.

There is nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.

Chocolate doesn’t make the world go around. but it certainly makes the trip worthwhile.

And on the eighth day god created chocolate.

In heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course.

The best things in life are chocolate.
How many calories are there in a piece of chocolate?
Who cares?

So much chocolate. So little time!
If there is no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going!

When no one understands you, chocolate is there.

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.

I am not overweight. I am chocolate-enriched.

Einstein was eating chocolate when he came upon the theory of relativity.
 

The 12-step chocoholics program: never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!

Life without chocolate is no life at all.

I want it all!!! And I want it smothered in whipped cream and chocolate.
I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.
Do not disturb: chocolate fantasy in progress.

The best over-the-counter prescription to perk you up is chocolate.
Don’t send me roses, unless they are chocolate!
There are two food groups: chocolate and fruit. And if it is fruit, it should be dipped in chocolate.
There is no chocolate’s anonymous because no one wants to quit.
Who says chocolate isn’t a food group!!
One of life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
Take another deep breath, and do without that chocolate cake!  Not!
Save earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.

If it ain’t chocolate, it ain’t breakfast!

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate
chocolate: here today… gone today!

Man cannot live by chocolate alone, but it sure is fun trying.

Chocolate milk: the poor man’s champagne.
 

Flowers wilt, jewelry tarnishes, and candles burn out…but chocolate doesn’t hang around long enough to get old.
In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
Life is like a box of chocolates. . . FULL OF NUTS.
Those calorie-free sweets taste great dipped in chocolate!
Chocolate comes with its price. . . CONTROL-TOP HOSE.
What came first, woman or the chocolate bar?
CHOCOLATE . . . it isn’t just for breakfast anymore.

I would give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter.

Milk chocolate is a dairy product.

If god had meant us to be thin, he would not have created chocolate.

If I ever need religion, I’ll worship chocolate cake.