Cool Funny Quotes
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance ?
maggie Said,
July 23, 2007 @ 1:56 am
LOL im totally using What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’
om mah msn
Muhammad Akram Abbasi Said,
July 31, 2007 @ 5:59 am
Quotations are offerd to those who know the honour of words
Munhozmib Said,
October 13, 2007 @ 7:49 am
“Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.”
What the hell, almost everyone is a fool!
GOD Said,
January 11, 2008 @ 10:06 am
thats right…
Dee White Said,
January 18, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
Better to have it and not need it.
Than need it and not have!
lol Said,
January 28, 2008 @ 5:55 pm
,ol… i will use all of these too bad there are some people who can’t comprehend this sarcastic word.. like you say it and they are like… why?
Lauren Said,
March 18, 2008 @ 9:40 pm
That proverb, “wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat
them.’
Well, it should be, ’some wise men make proverbs, some
fools repeat them but the loser is the one who lives by
them’
love the provsss
You Know Who Said,
April 14, 2008 @ 7:43 am
This is proven to be so, for generations now. And you’re even more a fool to just figure it out now! +)
myst_xyk Said,
July 22, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
to all male species, bear the 3rd quote in mind.. “Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.”
shreya Said,
April 15, 2009 @ 12:25 pm
awesomw….i m speachless…..!!!
idiot Said,
May 7, 2011 @ 3:49 pm
yew guyz really suck !! i m jealouse !!