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		<title>Funny 50th Birthday Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[These 50th birthday quotes not only honor a person&#8217;s maturity but also celebrates the person&#8217;s achievement of completing half of the life&#8217;s journey. Here are some of the best 50th birthday quotes complied just for you.
 
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span class="text">These 50th birthday quotes not only honor a person&#8217;s maturity but also celebrates the person&#8217;s achievement of completing half of the life&#8217;s journey. Here are some of the best 50th birthday quotes complied just for you.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">There are sufferings that have lost their memory and do not remember why they are suffering.</p>
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<span class="text">Looking fifty is great&#8211;if you&#8217;re sixty.</span></p>
<p><span class="text">The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.</span></p>
<p><span class="text">I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.</span></p>
<p><span class="text">To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love.</span></p>
<p><span class="text">I&#8217;m aiming by the time I&#8217;m fifty to stop being an adolescent.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">50th birthday is considered to be a milestone in a person&#8217;s life as this <span class="klink"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: Verdana;">birthday</span></span> comes as a mark of the completion of half of the life&#8217;s journey and at the same time the beginning of the other half. To commemorate this once in a lifetime occasion many people have come up with some really nice 50th birthday quotes.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.</p>
<p>At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.</p>
<p>The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.</p>
<p>You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn&#8217;t be enough left to run it.</p>
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