Funny Quotes

These 50th birthday quotes not only honor a person’s maturity but also celebrates the person’s achievement of completing half of the life’s journey. Here are some of the best 50th birthday quotes complied just for you.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

There are sufferings that have lost their memory and do not remember why they are suffering.

Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love.

I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.

50th birthday is considered to be a milestone in a person’s life as this birthday comes as a mark of the completion of half of the life’s journey and at the same time the beginning of the other half. To commemorate this once in a lifetime occasion many people have come up with some really nice 50th birthday quotes.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn’t be enough left to run it.