Funny Quotes

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

There are three kinds of men:
*The ones that learn by reading.
*The few who learn by observation.
*The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ( Amen )

If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back