Funny Consultants Quotes
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
“Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.”
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September 23, 2008 @ 10:40 pm
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