Funny Quotes

You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

I do not know what ‘moss’ stands for in the proverb, but if it stood for useful knowledge… I gathered more moss by rolling than I ever did at school.

The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.

The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.