Funny Exam Quotes

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

Bryn Mawr had done what a four-year dose of liberal education was designed to do: unfit her for eighty per cent of useful work of the world.

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.

You can lead a boy to college but you can’t make him think.

Of course there’s

437 Comments

  1. Aakanksha Said,

    April 11, 2008 @ 2:06 am

    HAHA – so funny!

  2. Malik Said,

    April 27, 2008 @ 6:57 am

    VerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrY FunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnY!
    Specially 80% of the final exam

  3. Sara Said,

    July 7, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

    really funny….
    i liked those…..

  4. lovelydarling Said,

    July 30, 2008 @ 3:21 am

    ha ha ha
    awesome!

  5. saurabh Said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 10:51 am

    nice quotes

  6. aneez Said,

    August 28, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

    really nice amazing intresting cant stop laughing thanks

  7. Shreya Said,

    September 10, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

    Good collection…hilarious.

  8. ritesh Said,

    September 19, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

    mast likha!!!!!!!

  9. p00nam Said,

    October 2, 2008 @ 8:38 pm

    pretty true n realistic

  10. sahil Said,

    November 18, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

    they are awesome funny quotes that really suites aur college

  11. abhey Said,

    November 24, 2008 @ 12:56 pm

    all quotes rock!!!awesome!!!!
    reality!!!haaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaah

  12. anuuuuuuuuu...... Said,

    December 8, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

    ha ha ha ha ha………………it was really very funny ………..just think if they were facts

  13. Shavya Said,

    December 11, 2008 @ 10:51 am

    i must say…u can actually connect with these…

    awesome…

  14. elly Said,

    December 15, 2008 @ 6:50 am

    hahahaha.. hilarious.. the first and the second ones i couldnt agree more.. haha

  15. michele Said,

    December 17, 2008 @ 2:45 pm

    considering im in school right now and about to take an exam…I really needed to hear this…no pressure

  16. dri Said,

    December 29, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

    :|

  17. atul rajkar Said,

    January 7, 2009 @ 2:34 pm

    ha ha ha ha ha………………it was really very funny ………

  18. nano Said,

    January 20, 2009 @ 6:00 pm

    i realy like it

  19. mhn Said,

    February 3, 2009 @ 12:02 pm

    nice one dude

    {[( 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read. )]}

    this WAS DA BEST OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. ganpat Said,

    February 11, 2009 @ 1:12 pm

    not nice………………[:(]
    expected more……………….

  21. KSU student Said,

    February 11, 2009 @ 6:03 pm

    LOL!! true!…. and VERY funny

  22. rihana Said,

    February 20, 2009 @ 5:39 am

    verrrry
    INTRESTING!

  23. RIHANA Said,

    February 20, 2009 @ 5:41 am

    VERRRRY
    INTRESTING!

  24. sumit Said,

    March 28, 2009 @ 3:29 pm

    all the quotes were damn funny
    They considerably lowered doown my exam fear and pressures, as i am going to give my exams day after tomorrow.
    Thanx

  25. Ali Shaz (Luclnow) Said,

    March 31, 2009 @ 6:20 am

    Sorry but its NOT so kewl… still in search for more funny quotes.

  26. megha Said,

    April 9, 2009 @ 10:26 am

    LOL..!!
    ……suits me……

  27. Pagla Said,

    April 12, 2009 @ 12:09 pm

    Jotil Mama..!

  28. Nattz Said,

    April 16, 2009 @ 10:08 am

    lolxxxx!…hmmm…quite funny!

  29. Pragnesh Said,

    April 19, 2009 @ 4:01 am

    They were fantabulous !! Enjoyed thoroughly ..
    it made my mind fresh .. hehehe !! anyways keep rockin ..

  30. meow Said,

    April 22, 2009 @ 6:41 pm

    nawt so funny! =[

  31. Resh Said,

    April 26, 2009 @ 3:05 pm

    the 80% one is way funny n true! ;)

  32. shaista Said,

    April 28, 2009 @ 8:15 am

    true: I am happy that there are many who think like me. hehe

  33. vijaya Said,

    April 29, 2009 @ 8:45 am

    wow good job very funnyyyyyyy

  34. taLAL Said,

    May 2, 2009 @ 9:57 am

    IM LOVIN IT

  35. Sarang Said,

    May 3, 2009 @ 2:12 pm

    everysingle one of all these quotes on the site are 100% TRUE

    and tats what we find funny!!!!

  36. isha Said,

    May 6, 2009 @ 10:29 am

    mast tha yaar…n very true..especialy d 1…80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

  37. Suhas Said,

    May 8, 2009 @ 11:48 am

    chala bagundi… shabash ra..

  38. Renu Said,

    May 12, 2009 @ 2:19 pm

    all qoutes are awesome……n i totally agree with these quotes..

  39. sani Said,

    May 18, 2009 @ 10:20 am

    mast

  40. sani Said,

    May 21, 2009 @ 7:33 am

    wow

  41. Amit podddar Said,

    May 22, 2009 @ 6:23 am

    acha hai…….

  42. Sunny Said,

    June 28, 2009 @ 6:25 pm

    The best one waz………………..
    80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

  43. monish Said,

    July 21, 2009 @ 12:08 pm

    romba mokkaya iruku

  44. joe jonas Said,

    July 24, 2009 @ 5:57 am

    greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt

  45. jezrel Said,

    August 4, 2009 @ 2:07 am

    nakakatawa!!!

  46. nikhitha Said,

    August 7, 2009 @ 9:07 am

    they r superb ……………

  47. sabu Said,

    August 12, 2009 @ 1:24 pm

    to those of u is really rocking n has xpress our felling

  48. sowmya Said,

    August 30, 2009 @ 10:40 am

    coool funny quotes dudee…
    luved da one{80%…}

  49. richierich Said,

    August 31, 2009 @ 8:46 am

    very hillarious!! and gud too

  50. sonam oberoi Said,

    September 4, 2009 @ 9:23 am

    mazaa nhi aaya quotes mein kuch aur likho………..hahahaha…………

  51. pritish Said,

    September 9, 2009 @ 3:25 pm

    what an idea sir ji

  52. Jimmy Said,

    September 25, 2009 @ 6:23 am

    bullshit…..”-_-”

  53. amit podddar Said,

    October 2, 2009 @ 11:06 am

    ghatiya………………………………………………….. amit u mad acha hai huh…..?

  54. Pocha Said,

    October 6, 2009 @ 3:10 am

    The ultimate exam truth

  55. alok Said,

    October 10, 2009 @ 4:09 am

    awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  56. SADAF Said,

    October 23, 2009 @ 3:11 pm

    v well done

  57. masha kilo Said,

    November 3, 2009 @ 2:59 pm

    ok but not titi… please include success sms..

  58. sabka sapna mani mani Said,

    November 8, 2009 @ 2:34 pm

    all diz thoughts suits me…:D

  59. sabka sapna mani mani Said,

    November 8, 2009 @ 2:35 pm

    all diz thoughts suits me…

  60. mohar mandal Said,

    November 9, 2009 @ 9:12 pm

    its good……

  61. kundan Said,

    November 12, 2009 @ 1:42 pm

    hahahahaa
    very funny

  62. pooja Said,

    November 12, 2009 @ 1:48 pm

    too good yaar…….!!!!!!

  63. praveen Said,

    November 14, 2009 @ 2:15 pm

    sahi hai yaar

  64. shrutika Said,

    November 15, 2009 @ 10:40 am

    they were fabulous,awesum…
    really agree wid them
    gud work keep it up..!!

  65. UYI Said,

    November 16, 2009 @ 9:49 am

    I laf wen i see such comments. They are funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

  66. Shamim Ahmed Said,

    November 18, 2009 @ 12:13 pm

    Nice quotes. But the sense of homour should be improved.

  67. anita Said,

    November 20, 2009 @ 2:45 am

    yarrr …………..really awesome………………..really very very funny

  68. som Said,

    November 21, 2009 @ 4:36 pm

    mast hain ….really refreshin…

  69. Chethan Said,

    November 24, 2009 @ 9:41 am

    They were fantabulous

  70. AAILAAA.... Said,

    November 27, 2009 @ 5:05 pm

    pathetic ….. nothing more than PJs……….huh!!!!!

  71. diksha Said,

    November 30, 2009 @ 4:50 am

    verrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy funnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy

  72. raghav nanda Said,

    November 30, 2009 @ 10:05 am

    nic quotes yaaar
    i luv it

  73. pankaj Said,

    December 2, 2009 @ 6:40 am

    Awesome….specially the 80% one……

  74. Esas Khan Said,

    December 3, 2009 @ 2:58 pm

    so tru!!
    80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read. hahahahah

  75. vaidehi Said,

    December 4, 2009 @ 1:44 pm

    hehehezzzz
    all r matching frm mine situation yaar…..

  76. uzidon Said,

    December 6, 2009 @ 5:36 pm

    bohat achay hain,, xD :p

  77. parag jain Said,

    December 9, 2009 @ 2:17 pm

    xams are basically held on those days whn u r hvng a fnct at your home……………………..

  78. aryan agrawal Said,

    December 9, 2009 @ 2:26 pm

    dude… its boaring

  79. sneety sahu Said,

    December 10, 2009 @ 10:29 am

    hey these r really hillarious………..

  80. johnson Said,

    December 11, 2009 @ 7:32 am

    supereb……………………
    i like it

  81. MRIDUL Said,

    December 12, 2009 @ 8:35 am

    DIS I D TRUTH…………..SO $TOP $TUDING

  82. apoorv Said,

    December 13, 2009 @ 6:59 pm

    very funny …….:d:D

  83. fadhil monday Said,

    December 14, 2009 @ 9:54 am

    true story.

  84. Fariya Said,

    December 16, 2009 @ 5:00 pm

    classic….:D

  85. punit Said,

    December 18, 2009 @ 2:26 pm

    truth of life
    80% of final exam

  86. Akanksha Said,

    December 20, 2009 @ 10:15 am

    Really funny quotes……good collection

  87. dilshan silva Said,

    December 22, 2009 @ 8:23 am

    great,funny,awsome quotes……lOL

  88. pranita Said,

    December 30, 2009 @ 3:20 pm

    awesome quotes….those who hav xam fevers should read this..

  89. vandana Said,

    January 2, 2010 @ 9:25 am

    hey really nice………….n very true.

  90. ashish Said,

    January 2, 2010 @ 9:26 am

    sabhi faltoo they………….bake sab paaka rahe they…….

  91. hasna Said,

    January 3, 2010 @ 10:12 am

    really i agree wit dat quote;[80% of the final exam..............................]

  92. nauman Said,

    January 3, 2010 @ 12:17 pm

    very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  93. nauman Said,

    January 3, 2010 @ 12:44 pm

    vry funnyyyyyyyyyy

  94. polin Said,

    January 4, 2010 @ 5:52 pm

    wat a laughfing gas!

  95. anna Said,

    January 5, 2010 @ 5:59 pm

    awesum!!!!!!!!

  96. Mo3tafa Said,

    January 6, 2010 @ 10:51 am

    goddamn sikt ones i’v ever heard!

  97. Oluwole Femi Moses Said,

    January 9, 2010 @ 3:30 am

    Yes!!! In my school every instructor believes all u ve to do is study only his/her course.The quotes are quite funny.

  98. hoope Said,

    January 10, 2010 @ 7:18 pm

    nice loooooooooooool

  99. hoope Ismo Said,

    January 10, 2010 @ 7:18 pm

    nice loooool

  100. vijith menon Said,

    January 12, 2010 @ 4:33 am

    No,,,,,,,,,,,,i am not supporting his commentsssssss

  101. Sajad ahmad sofi Said,

    January 19, 2010 @ 7:44 pm

    Very funny love it.

  102. Fotini Said,

    January 22, 2010 @ 1:17 am

    so true, lol XD

  103. muhammedlesin Said,

    January 22, 2010 @ 12:41 pm

    we have to pass many exam & we have to wait for result .Life is a countious proces of waiting. now i am waiting for result.

  104. shashwat Said,

    January 28, 2010 @ 8:01 am

    sexy qoutes …. specially d 1which said” collg r lyk old age homez “….. lolzzzz…….

  105. piyush Said,

    January 29, 2010 @ 11:55 am

    Very nice collection

  106. jennifer Said,

    January 29, 2010 @ 1:33 pm

    really the thoughts are………..awesome…..

  107. SAndeep ... Said,

    January 29, 2010 @ 6:20 pm

    Time – Pass…

  108. melanie Said,

    January 30, 2010 @ 5:48 pm

    true and awesome

  109. akshat Said,

    January 31, 2010 @ 6:33 am

    voila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  110. usman raza Said,

    February 1, 2010 @ 6:03 pm

    vvvvvvvv great

  111. Ambika Said,

    February 6, 2010 @ 1:43 pm

    all dese r really funny….nd spcly dat 80% of d final xam…….

  112. saba Said,

    February 10, 2010 @ 10:18 am

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………it suits us alot yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  113. me,myselfni Said,

    February 13, 2010 @ 11:56 am

    lol;)

  114. Saurav banjay. . . . Said,

    February 14, 2010 @ 5:34 pm

    Mast hai boss. . . . . . .jhakas , bindas , rapchick , very funny. . . . . .:-)
    :)
    ;)
    ;-)

  115. shreya Said,

    February 15, 2010 @ 6:16 am

    gr8888888

  116. Ankit chaudhary Said,

    February 15, 2010 @ 11:31 am

    wow….abslty right bt ……few corectn …

    85% for me

  117. Avijeet Said,

    February 15, 2010 @ 2:40 pm

    I didnt comment on exams I want 2 pass

  118. talha Said,

    February 17, 2010 @ 10:00 am

    not so gooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    pppooorrrr

  119. Sparsh Said,

    February 17, 2010 @ 5:50 pm

    It’s quite funny……….:~)

  120. anchit Said,

    February 18, 2010 @ 5:01 am

    fantastically awesome

  121. pJ!!! Said,

    February 19, 2010 @ 3:48 am

    AWESOME MAN …… FROM WERE U GET ALL THIS .. NICE COLLECTION ….

  122. sana Said,

    February 21, 2010 @ 5:16 am

    really funny….

  123. shreyas Said,

    February 23, 2010 @ 2:02 am

    funny but true

  124. karishma Said,

    February 23, 2010 @ 10:57 am

    bakvas maja nahe aaya

  125. CHAAYA Said,

    February 23, 2010 @ 4:47 pm

    really funny….. specially tat 80% wala was really rib tickling…….. its absolutely true also…

  126. Anna Said,

    February 24, 2010 @ 6:57 am

    Diamonds are dimmed!!!!! verrrrrrrrrry true… totally agree!

  127. nihareeka Said,

    February 24, 2010 @ 3:43 pm

    bakwasssssssssssss quotes koi matlab hi nhi hai……

  128. aneez pvl Said,

    February 24, 2010 @ 4:31 pm

    not bad…i appreciate..

  129. Harsh Said,

    February 24, 2010 @ 4:52 pm

    Ha ha im happy ….
    Ta8 m not alone.,

  130. akhi Said,

    February 27, 2010 @ 7:14 am

    80% of final exam will be based on one lecture u missed & one book u didnt read
    awesom
    all r funny
    of all these this is loooooooooooooooooool

  131. Meenakshi Said,

    March 2, 2010 @ 3:08 am

    Very true. All of them. Made me smile.

  132. anindita Said,

    March 3, 2010 @ 7:36 am

    boring!!!!!!!!!!

  133. girija Said,

    March 4, 2010 @ 4:44 am

    aray yaar kya dry jokes hai

  134. girija Said,

    March 4, 2010 @ 4:44 am

    aray yaar kya gatiya jokes hai

  135. NIKKI...... Said,

    March 4, 2010 @ 4:06 pm

    VERY FUNNY…I LIKED ALL DOSE…N SPECIALLY THE ONE OF 80%………!!!!!!!!

  136. deepak Said,

    March 6, 2010 @ 5:31 pm

    nice quote….

  137. hira Said,

    March 11, 2010 @ 11:17 am

    ***wow***

  138. esa Said,

    March 13, 2010 @ 3:59 pm

    lopp it…!!!

  139. mansi Said,

    March 14, 2010 @ 7:31 am

    al d quotes r awesome n i totaly agree vid dem

  140. mansi Said,

    March 14, 2010 @ 7:34 am

    …nice….quotes……..

  141. roshan Said,

    March 14, 2010 @ 8:51 am

    all r funny but true………:-)

  142. DiXa kAlRa Said,

    March 15, 2010 @ 2:13 am

    theeeeeeeeeeeeey r reeeally veeeeery funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny…………………………………………………………………………………………………………!

  143. SHAHBANO Said,

    March 17, 2010 @ 5:06 am

    hmmmm i often uze theze as ma status at fb…..
    thankz for accumalating these……

  144. banu Said,

    March 18, 2010 @ 4:10 pm

    these are the mind freshers before exam, a good dose of smile!

  145. yunus Said,

    March 19, 2010 @ 1:29 pm

    nicccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  146. sara Said,

    March 20, 2010 @ 4:57 pm

    da 80% waz damn funny nd v v TRUE……lolzz:P

  147. Raammohan Said,

    March 21, 2010 @ 12:06 pm

    acha hai aur funny bhi……..

  148. priyanka Said,

    March 22, 2010 @ 7:43 am

    hahahah………………:D
    VERY FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYY………

  149. Meow Said,

    March 22, 2010 @ 9:00 am

    totally true..
    these are facts..
    like really funny facts ?

  150. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Said,

    March 22, 2010 @ 2:54 pm

    gooooooooooooooooooodddddddd!!!

  151. Oliver Said,

    March 23, 2010 @ 1:49 pm

    really good quotes. they r hilarious!!!!!

  152. HIMANSHI Said,

    March 23, 2010 @ 2:06 pm

    THANX for cheering up my unhappy mind

  153. neha dwivedi Said,

    March 23, 2010 @ 4:39 pm

    nice……..but not very much……..thoda aur funny hona tha……..,,,,,,,,,

  154. Mohit Said,

    March 25, 2010 @ 1:49 pm

    VeRY IntereSting……..

  155. rhea Said,

    April 1, 2010 @ 4:25 pm

    cool……..

  156. Anand Kapadiya Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 6:07 am

    lovely …mast !!. man!!!

  157. lavanya sinha Said,

    April 3, 2010 @ 6:13 am

    ha ha ha really….awesome

  158. mahima seneviratne Said,

    April 4, 2010 @ 6:36 am

    hikz…woooooooow…dam true…

  159. avinash Said,

    April 6, 2010 @ 8:30 am

    ya really gud……….every one suits …………

  160. ranchhod das chanchhar Said,

    April 6, 2010 @ 10:45 am

    all qoutes are awesome……n i totally agree with these quotes..

  161. rimmi Said,

    April 6, 2010 @ 4:18 pm

    awsm ……..
    ol f dem!!!!!!!

  162. Shaedz Said,

    April 6, 2010 @ 6:27 pm

    wot did ya ppl find funny in em’?!! Ol ov em’ suck…m still searchin 4 sm more funnier stuff…

  163. loveleen :-D Said,

    April 6, 2010 @ 6:42 pm

    ol r gud ..n i totally agree ..
    exam sucks..!!

  164. ANKUR Said,

    April 7, 2010 @ 4:05 pm

    very funny

  165. Rahul Said,

    April 8, 2010 @ 1:47 pm

    mind blowing,superparb

  166. arif Said,

    April 13, 2010 @ 10:39 am

    ” exams are nothing more than the sense of false admiration”……

  167. Nandita Said,

    April 17, 2010 @ 6:15 pm

    really funny and a must read quotes

  168. NIRANJANI Said,

    April 20, 2010 @ 7:59 pm

    wonderful!

  169. mr zajicek Said,

    April 21, 2010 @ 6:54 pm

    extra ordinary…

  170. roooooo Said,

    April 23, 2010 @ 2:41 am

    raw facts asome

  171. sravan Said,

    April 24, 2010 @ 12:27 pm

    its good

  172. su08 Said,

    April 25, 2010 @ 5:13 pm

    wow………. it’s very funny …..80% joke is superb……

  173. sharvari kulkarni Said,

    April 26, 2010 @ 3:20 pm

    very very funny !!!!!!
    ha ha ha ha

  174. shashi dwivedi Said,

    April 27, 2010 @ 3:22 am

    these jokes r really very funny……but indirectly there is lot of truth in these jokes…..which i feel during exams………..hahahhaha

  175. musab Said,

    April 27, 2010 @ 10:26 am

    jhakkas likha hai bhai log lage raho

  176. NIKKU Said,

    April 27, 2010 @ 11:01 am

    Very nice , apt n funny

  177. pradeep Said,

    April 28, 2010 @ 2:16 am

    hey hey hey
    really good jokes

  178. nibedit Said,

    April 28, 2010 @ 9:21 am

    simply superb

  179. STUDENT Said,

    April 29, 2010 @ 10:45 pm

    80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

    thissss is trueeee in my case i dont kno about otherzz

  180. faizy Said,

    May 1, 2010 @ 5:11 am

    chale ga““

  181. Javed Jaan Said,

    May 1, 2010 @ 4:37 pm

    every thng happens like dis…i agree…but i thnk only exam z not enough to check the ability of a student….may be a student may have good communication skill

  182. SHAJAHAN KK Said,

    May 2, 2010 @ 12:56 pm

    Awesome……

    But i still searching for…..

  183. goody Said,

    May 2, 2010 @ 5:17 pm

    who made this exams …i hate it

  184. kutty Said,

    May 2, 2010 @ 5:26 pm

    very very funny

  185. zureesha Said,

    May 3, 2010 @ 5:42 pm

    nice collection :)

  186. sayan Said,

    May 5, 2010 @ 2:26 am

    gooddddddd

  187. masood Said,

    May 6, 2010 @ 8:07 am

    funny ones!

  188. Aparna Said,

    May 10, 2010 @ 4:22 am

    80% was the best………………..
    they are really funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  189. Lalit kumar Said,

    May 12, 2010 @ 3:16 pm

    It is really true 80 %….

  190. prerana c Said,

    May 13, 2010 @ 9:24 am

    wow !! liked it~~~
    true and funny as well!!!1

  191. ANUBHAV Said,

    May 13, 2010 @ 4:19 pm

    really cool site

  192. lord Said,

    May 15, 2010 @ 5:54 pm

    nice quotes………. :)

  193. Shubham Said,

    May 16, 2010 @ 8:14 am

    all quotes r superb….bt 80% was d bst one!!!!!!!

  194. joy.... Said,

    May 19, 2010 @ 5:58 am

    gooddddd……most of it are true

  195. basu Said,

    May 20, 2010 @ 7:07 am

    ULTIMATE QUOTES….
    LIKED VERY MUCH

  196. divya Said,

    May 20, 2010 @ 9:24 pm

    i m loving dese quotes …..especially dat 80% one..

  197. umer Said,

    May 21, 2010 @ 12:02 pm

    wowww….

  198. tushar niroula Said,

    May 22, 2010 @ 11:34 am

    nice! but i was expecting a lot…………..

  199. rajiv Said,

    May 23, 2010 @ 2:46 am

    superbbbbbbb…………all quote

  200. Khadija Mohamed Said,

    May 23, 2010 @ 5:36 am

    Tottaaalllly hilarious! Wat a way 2 get in2 my examz period dat starts 2moro! Wish I cud get my eng teacher 2 read da 80% joke. Shel probably gv ha intelignt opinion wer no1 wud undrstand wat da hek shez implyn

  201. Tarun Said,

    May 26, 2010 @ 1:49 pm

    awesomeeeeeeeeeee

  202. Annu Said,

    May 27, 2010 @ 5:06 am

    GREATTTTTTTT YAAR!!!!! VERY FUNNYYY….

  203. Yash Said,

    May 27, 2010 @ 12:56 pm

    Practical quotes…….suits 2 evry one….:-))

  204. vicks Said,

    May 28, 2010 @ 1:19 am

    veeryyyyyyyyyy funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy

  205. Sajesh Sharma Said,

    May 28, 2010 @ 10:10 am

    dats damn awesome

  206. syed Said,

    May 28, 2010 @ 11:45 am

    exelent bravo i dont have any more word to express

  207. Mad Said,

    May 30, 2010 @ 2:15 pm

    Ha ha ha . . . :-)
    All of them are awesome .

  208. ruby Said,

    May 30, 2010 @ 6:06 pm

    i liked the 2nd one..HOW TRUE…..

  209. mhgfdjshfjws Said,

    May 31, 2010 @ 7:21 am

    all were avg……….

  210. deepu Said,

    May 31, 2010 @ 1:06 pm

    haha………
    veryy funny n true……..:)

  211. jatz Said,

    June 1, 2010 @ 4:54 am

    realy helpful …….. xams n alcohol vns r de best …. intellects do read d alcohol vns !!!

  212. SHIV RAJAWAT Said,

    June 1, 2010 @ 3:44 pm

    Really funny oh sorry
    ‘funniest’
    specially ” 80% of the exam………..”

  213. punit saini Said,

    June 5, 2010 @ 10:31 am

    so nice…………

  214. SARVESH TIWARI Said,

    June 5, 2010 @ 4:00 pm

    maximum quotes are true !!!

  215. Arsh Said,

    June 5, 2010 @ 10:06 pm

    I HAV EXAMS THE WHOLE NEXT WEEK BT U GUYS MADE ME LESS TENSE…THXS AND YESS THEY WERE AWESUM….LUV YA 4 MAKIN EM!!!

  216. Arsh Said,

    June 5, 2010 @ 10:07 pm

    yeh kaafi aache hai…lekin mudje aur chahie…plzzz

  217. sufi Said,

    June 6, 2010 @ 9:42 am

    mast h… ya’

  218. Sujan Said,

    June 8, 2010 @ 12:15 pm

    Its funny but not much funnier than i expected

  219. rhea Said,

    June 11, 2010 @ 11:10 am

    damn funny quotes 80% quote is awesome

  220. ARJUN Said,

    June 15, 2010 @ 4:27 am

    i like it…..really great

  221. Ali kaka Said,

    June 16, 2010 @ 2:04 pm

    mmmmwaaaaaaa ths good

  222. aravind Said,

    June 19, 2010 @ 3:32 am

    lovely quotes……… :)

  223. Deven Said,

    June 21, 2010 @ 7:46 pm

    nic quatos i lik em all…

  224. KatZ Said,

    June 22, 2010 @ 12:42 pm

    Aiyo…!

  225. jay Said,

    June 23, 2010 @ 3:30 am

    i like this quotes bcz my colg life is same like this quotes…i love you

  226. zena khan Said,

    July 1, 2010 @ 3:57 pm

    f9 not that good

  227. punit Said,

    July 5, 2010 @ 1:39 pm

    duniyadari bata di

  228. shawn Said,

    July 10, 2010 @ 5:12 am

    :) too gud specially the 80% one!!!!!!

  229. Tasneem masterstrock Said,

    July 13, 2010 @ 11:19 am

    LoOol.. funnY i like it :):)

  230. lionhearted Pragun Said,

    July 17, 2010 @ 7:22 pm

    nice one …especially 80% ..one is really funny…hope 2 c some more intresting funny exam quotes ahead…

  231. ahmed kaps Said,

    July 21, 2010 @ 6:53 pm

    awsum laka very funny. Did ave fun readin thm nd 4got all tension bwt exam

  232. ??? Said,

    July 27, 2010 @ 6:12 am

    i didnt understand to many but the 1s i did wernt to funny except the ”i got kicked out of…” one but its prob bcuz im 12

  233. kublai kusin Said,

    July 28, 2010 @ 12:59 am

    its so nice,.i feel like im free..binuhay ny0 ang ktawang tao q.

  234. Shah Said,

    July 28, 2010 @ 6:06 am

    The first one is very funny, and that is what I faced many times as a uni student. lolz..

  235. Priyanka Said,

    July 28, 2010 @ 12:07 pm

    ha ha ha ha . . . . Vry vry funny . . . . Mast likha . . . . Suitz me . . . .

  236. iazalde Said,

    August 1, 2010 @ 11:04 am

    True!!!!!!!!

  237. Aziz Muhammad Apu Said,

    August 7, 2010 @ 5:52 pm

    like like like like like like…………………………………………………………like… awsm..

  238. Fatema Said,

    August 8, 2010 @ 12:58 pm

    awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……………………..

  239. nikita Said,

    August 11, 2010 @ 9:39 pm

    all very true

  240. Sarah twilight Said,

    August 22, 2010 @ 9:56 am

    very funny…………..and hilarious……………most of them are real facts..

  241. GLAN- CKC STUDENT Said,

    August 26, 2010 @ 1:29 pm

    ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS REALYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD…………..NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  242. attitude girl Said,

    September 2, 2010 @ 9:19 am

    fantastic quotes yaar…..!!!

  243. sonny Said,

    September 7, 2010 @ 12:53 pm

    Yeah man………it was funnny! but this quotes won’t do nothing for us…they’re just funny…

  244. Atif Rashid Said,

    September 8, 2010 @ 9:36 am

    Nice quotes……

  245. Swapnil Said,

    September 12, 2010 @ 2:28 pm

    The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want………..

  246. chandan singh Said,

    September 13, 2010 @ 3:44 pm

    hmmmm
    dats ryt

  247. NIRPESH KHANAL Said,

    September 14, 2010 @ 5:48 am

    HAHHAA AACHA HAA!!!!!!!!IMPRESSED

  248. mike Said,

    September 14, 2010 @ 1:33 pm

    nice quotes……………..

  249. vidhan mehta Said,

    September 15, 2010 @ 10:23 am

    mindblowing buddy they were fantastic

  250. om Said,

    September 16, 2010 @ 6:50 am

    yeah funny but i wanna something more intrsting

  251. roohani Said,

    September 16, 2010 @ 9:24 am

    these were really awesome

  252. SELF ADVISORY Said,

    September 16, 2010 @ 2:11 pm

    WELL d 1st is porb true dats d same damn fuckin prob with cbse u cant knw vich asn they want n hu culd knw better dan a girl hu gave her mathematics exam today n ofcourse prepared by””SO CALLED C B SE””””’.

  253. AKSH Said,

    September 17, 2010 @ 9:18 am

    NOT SOO FUNNY……..

  254. pravin Said,

    September 17, 2010 @ 2:16 pm

    vry true…evrythng is out of experience only…!!!

  255. Ashverya Said,

    September 18, 2010 @ 5:59 pm

    gr8 really…….hum students ki bhawnaao ko koi toh smjha………

  256. SHEENA JANGU Said,

    September 19, 2010 @ 1:41 pm

    YAA ITS A UNIVERSAL TRUTH…………..IF you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book………..

    if you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live……………….
    this is very funny………….hahahahahahahha

  257. mustafa raza Said,

    September 22, 2010 @ 11:06 am

    wah wah kya baat ,,….ab sare teacher ki bajau ga ….

  258. Abhi arora Said,

    September 22, 2010 @ 7:46 pm

    dude i’ve a better 1…
    attitude 2wards exam….”2mrrw is my exam…but i dont care…… cuz a SINGLE SHEET OF PAPER cant decide MY FUTURE…”..

  259. disha karamchandani Said,

    September 24, 2010 @ 9:56 am

    great collection…….though dey r funny quotes but sum of dem r actually d facts spcly d 80% one….

  260. apurv Said,

    September 25, 2010 @ 10:12 am

    bull crap all the quotes are just so boring

  261. ani Said,

    September 25, 2010 @ 4:36 pm

    it rooks man

  262. Aamir Said,

    September 26, 2010 @ 6:02 pm

    verry funnny ///
    bhout hi aallllla

  263. rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiii Said,

    October 1, 2010 @ 1:27 pm

    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!! damn coooooooooooool!!!

  264. saya Said,

    October 2, 2010 @ 10:28 am

    awesum quotes……it helps u in drivin away ur xam fear!!…

  265. khubaib Said,

    October 7, 2010 @ 11:38 am

    its rocking
    really very funny

  266. Mehak Said,

    October 8, 2010 @ 7:57 am

    hehehe!!
    awsm n vry true !!

  267. mitasha Said,

    October 8, 2010 @ 1:19 pm

    very very funny!!!!!!!!:))))))))

  268. MMZ Said,

    October 12, 2010 @ 6:06 am

    hmm …………..nice !!!

  269. Suhail Said,

    October 15, 2010 @ 6:58 am

    Great quotes all

  270. jithu Said,

    October 18, 2010 @ 7:31 am

    all d qutoes r true facts.the persons reponsible for these; hats off

  271. anik Said,

    October 19, 2010 @ 10:03 am

    he he he…..
    they couldn”t come up to my level of fun……….
    uhhh……

  272. yog...... Said,

    October 22, 2010 @ 4:20 am

    they are funnny but they reallly mean alotttt…

  273. nelz Said,

    October 26, 2010 @ 9:08 am

    luv em all….especialy the first one.

  274. sathya prakash roy Said,

    October 29, 2010 @ 7:42 am

    superb collctn f quotez..!!

  275. suhasini Said,

    November 7, 2010 @ 11:18 am

    vry funny…nd 100%true also..

  276. Sandeed Mizan Said,

    November 8, 2010 @ 12:29 pm

    That is soo funny lolololololol!!!!

  277. dileep mishra Said,

    November 8, 2010 @ 3:36 pm

    source of motivation!!!!!

  278. dileep mishra Said,

    November 8, 2010 @ 3:37 pm

    i love it!!!!!

  279. HARISH K Said,

    November 13, 2010 @ 4:07 am

    WOW…THAT 80% was really a funny one…..xperiencd many tyms in my lyf…..!!!!! :P

  280. anu Said,

    November 13, 2010 @ 4:53 pm

    these are sure shot facts of any student!!!!! best,funny,fantastic quotes

  281. ramin Said,

    November 18, 2010 @ 4:30 am

    i really admire!

  282. sastika Said,

    November 20, 2010 @ 9:36 am

    hahahhavery very funny”

  283. Pavi$ Said,

    November 20, 2010 @ 8:12 pm

    Awesome Quotes……!!!!

  284. nishant Said,

    November 22, 2010 @ 11:44 am

    haaaaaaaa hahahaha..very nice

  285. dipu Said,

    November 24, 2010 @ 9:26 am

    very funny

  286. Sandasy Said,

    November 25, 2010 @ 4:10 pm

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
    REALLY FUNNY! :D

  287. ujju ji maharaj Said,

    November 26, 2010 @ 10:17 am

    not so special

  288. arpi s patel Said,

    November 28, 2010 @ 12:37 pm

    they are all nice i luv em all hahaha

  289. khushaliprasad Said,

    November 29, 2010 @ 10:25 am

    very funny

  290. joseph Said,

    November 29, 2010 @ 11:01 am

    Good…….!

  291. blackwater Said,

    December 1, 2010 @ 6:15 am

    thnx…….awesome quotes
    now……evry1 cn imagine a students life…….:(:(:(
    huh……

  292. RAJ Said,

    December 1, 2010 @ 2:41 pm

    VERY FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
    PLEASE SEND MORE OF THOSE ON MY EMAIL ID

    PLZ…………………… THANKS

  293. SunNy RaJa Said,

    December 2, 2010 @ 6:42 pm

    Missing my sch0ol n c0lLege dayz…I have enj0yed aL0t wid my frndz…

    Examoph0bia is a disease c0mm0n in students during exams…Em also attacked by that n0w-a-dayz…
    [SR]

  294. saraf akhil Said,

    December 3, 2010 @ 1:53 pm

    yaaa dese r tooo gud nd reallly applicable to our lyf

  295. vishal shah Said,

    December 5, 2010 @ 3:10 am

    awesome quotes…. B-)

  296. iqra jalal uddin akber Said,

    December 6, 2010 @ 1:37 pm

    great !!!!!!!!!1

  297. milan Said,

    December 9, 2010 @ 12:57 pm

    these quotes…..are really funny.

  298. basha Said,

    December 9, 2010 @ 2:23 pm

    ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT sucksssssssssss

  299. harsh Said,

    December 11, 2010 @ 9:54 am

    The date sheet has come and all these quotes suites my situation….

  300. AKSHAY Said,

    December 17, 2010 @ 1:59 pm

    they are funnny but they reallly mean alotttt…::)

  301. Sandip Said,

    December 18, 2010 @ 12:02 am

    Ha ha its so funny i liked it.

  302. ashutosh singh Said,

    December 18, 2010 @ 11:48 am

    mmmuuuaaahhhhh!to these quotes

  303. varun adiga Said,

    December 24, 2010 @ 9:50 am

    really funny quotes…….i like it

  304. Chinmoy Said,

    December 25, 2010 @ 6:34 am

    no comment z enough 2 match d fun endorsed by dese quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  305. deepak Said,

    December 27, 2010 @ 9:44 am

    ’80% ……….’is really remarcable

  306. AMKS Said,

    December 27, 2010 @ 2:53 pm

    http://www.amks.weebly.com

  307. mujahid khan Said,

    December 30, 2010 @ 5:51 am

    owesummm quotes…..

  308. ADID KHAN MEHSOOD Said,

    January 6, 2011 @ 5:53 am

    I am lovi,n it.

  309. subh Said,

    January 10, 2011 @ 6:40 am

    i love ist preson who comment on this

  310. tanzil Said,

    January 12, 2011 @ 8:12 am

    80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.. . .this is suuuuperbbb!!!!!!!!!

  311. ashu Said,

    January 16, 2011 @ 3:10 pm

    what the F……………………………….!!!!!!!!!!!

  312. muke$h Said,

    January 18, 2011 @ 1:00 pm

    funny quetes,,,,,,,
    :)

  313. siddharth Said,

    January 19, 2011 @ 6:25 am

    very well said;

    few are really funny

  314. ayush Said,

    January 22, 2011 @ 8:24 am

    hahahahaha…………!
    cannot resist laughter!:D

  315. nishtha sinha Said,

    January 23, 2011 @ 5:42 am

    om shanti om dialouge student style

    itne shidat se mene pass hone ki koshish ki he
    ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki sazish ki hai
    kehte hai ki agar tum kisi subject mein sach mein pass hona chate ho to puri kanyat tumhe usme pass karane mein lag jati hai

    yeh exams bhi hamari hindi filmon ki tarah hoti hai … ant mein sab kuch thik ho jata hai
    aur agar nahin hota toh exam abhi khatam nahi hoi
    supplemnetry abhi baki hai mere dost …. 35 marks “

  316. manisha Said,

    January 28, 2011 @ 10:16 am

    marvalleous,stupendous.awesome,superb………………………………………………and i have no more wrds to say 4 these fny quotes becoz they r veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fny

  317. parth Said,

    January 29, 2011 @ 6:34 am

    :)
    funny

  318. shrey Said,

    January 30, 2011 @ 9:01 am

    I have 1 more funny quote

    ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:
    They gave me the questions which i dont know,
    so i wrote answers which they dont know.
    Tit for Tat;-
    studnts rock alwys.

  319. rohan monis Said,

    January 31, 2011 @ 1:07 pm

    COOL QUOTES>>>>>>> I LOVE E’M>>>>>>

  320. i said', Said,

    February 1, 2011 @ 8:08 am

    yahhhh… so funny..
    cool

  321. nazo Said,

    February 5, 2011 @ 3:23 pm

    first do jokes mast hain……

  322. rajat barde Said,

    February 6, 2011 @ 6:30 am

    some nice facts

  323. sAtHya pRakAsh Said,

    February 7, 2011 @ 9:57 am

    cha ! every one has their own feelings !

  324. Cutie Pie Said,

    February 8, 2011 @ 10:43 am

    Its $o funny…
    But examz…
    Na poucho…
    Mama wants 80% marks
    Dad wants 1st 3rd Position…
    Ye examz honay hi nhi chahiyay thay…

  325. Ishant Said,

    February 11, 2011 @ 4:30 pm

    nice 1

  326. Rashid Chaudhry Said,

    February 15, 2011 @ 9:51 am

    Really fantastic.most of them apply on students ………………………like it

  327. SHASHANK Said,

    February 15, 2011 @ 11:40 am

    KYA BAAT HAI AGAR BACCHE YE FOLLOW KARNE LAGE TO BILKUL ACCHE PASS HO JAYENGE

  328. hadia khan Said,

    February 16, 2011 @ 3:39 am

    lash yr…..hahaha…..lolz very accurate…….and i loved it..!!!

  329. virgin Said,

    February 16, 2011 @ 7:13 pm

    its a very good collection thanx alot

  330. yashika kurele Said,

    February 17, 2011 @ 10:31 am

    funny..lolzzz

  331. ruchi Said,

    February 18, 2011 @ 12:58 pm

    it realy stubulas,fantabulas,fantastic, fulltooofatak,
    …………………in simple sentence it’s realy rock dud.

  332. pooja Said,

    February 19, 2011 @ 12:03 pm

    vry funny n intersting

  333. Zakariya Said,

    February 20, 2011 @ 11:00 am

    Hahaha so funny …….

  334. T.S ... Said,

    February 21, 2011 @ 11:03 am

    AWESOME….

  335. nisha Said,

    March 6, 2011 @ 6:07 am

    itz amzng :P

  336. Kulsoom Said,

    March 9, 2011 @ 7:21 am

    They r awesome blossom

  337. chandni nagdev Said,

    March 13, 2011 @ 5:13 pm

    really awesome and vry funny quotes really for xams and realistic

  338. Parvin Said,

    March 16, 2011 @ 11:30 am

    thats so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

  339. tp Said,

    March 18, 2011 @ 6:14 am

    hiiii frnzz lets cheat the examinar

  340. atul raina Said,

    March 18, 2011 @ 10:16 am

    nice one

  341. merchant Said,

    March 19, 2011 @ 7:24 am

    dis ish rocks…. U da best

  342. Bindaas Lover Boy Said,

    March 22, 2011 @ 8:08 am

    R’ly vRy fuNnY :):):

  343. Gayathri Said,

    March 23, 2011 @ 5:38 am

    TRUE… REALLY TRUE….(from my experience)

  344. Muhammad ali akram Said,

    March 23, 2011 @ 4:00 pm

    very interesting quotes. i love them and i share them with my STUDENTS.

  345. kanika bisht Said,

    March 26, 2011 @ 7:30 am

    not so gud,…:P….bekar se…:P..tme wasteage..:P

  346. kanika bisht Said,

    March 26, 2011 @ 7:30 am

    its very boring isse badiya to me banalu..:P…ha ha…..bekar hai ak dum dum qoutes

  347. aditi Said,

    April 9, 2011 @ 4:16 pm

    nice !!!!!!!!!!!! i lyke it!!! :)

  348. ranjit Said,

    April 11, 2011 @ 10:03 pm

    owsamm all the thoughts , i cnt stop my louging…

  349. vasu Said,

    April 16, 2011 @ 9:17 am

    mast hai yaar…………lolzzzzz……

  350. abhijit Said,

    April 18, 2011 @ 6:59 am

    nice …..

  351. debjani das roy Said,

    April 18, 2011 @ 2:30 pm

    funny

  352. reza Said,

    April 18, 2011 @ 10:09 pm

    really funny. Thanx

  353. Prince chauhan Said,

    April 19, 2011 @ 11:48 am

    hahahaha so funny yaar.

  354. ananda Said,

    April 20, 2011 @ 5:06 pm

    Awesome Qoutes. love it

  355. NITIN VERMA Said,

    April 22, 2011 @ 9:19 am

    80% quote is very near to real happening

  356. syed Ashraf Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 7:49 pm

    nyc n funny spclly 80% final exmzzzzzz…:D

  357. syed Ashraf Said,

    April 24, 2011 @ 7:51 pm

    nyc 1 nishtha ..:)

  358. shaienese Said,

    May 1, 2011 @ 12:10 pm

    still am stressed !! :( maybe am stupid thats y…wait a minute am i telling myself stupid…come on! am not its the examiners who are stupid they dont understand your answers and you are the one to fail ! O.o

  359. hassan jaff Said,

    May 1, 2011 @ 12:39 pm

    bingoo00o0o0o0o0o0oo00o;-)

  360. vivek nandi Said,

    May 1, 2011 @ 12:41 pm

    its good but…….

  361. Arpit Said,

    May 2, 2011 @ 3:30 pm

    very funny

  362. Mahaley Said,

    May 3, 2011 @ 9:35 am

    This has made my day. I wish all ptsonigs were this good.

  363. Pallavi Gupta Said,

    May 12, 2011 @ 6:57 am

    Very Funny…. :)

  364. SUVASIS TIRRUWA Said,

    May 13, 2011 @ 4:07 pm

    Wow U.S is such a cool country degree on hamburger if i was in U.S i would do degree on “CHAPATI” Indian bread or lassi or mela or suhagraat bhar wrestling

  365. Ashish Said,

    May 16, 2011 @ 7:03 am

    haha NICe quotes…..Lyk ITTT

  366. fasal Said,

    May 17, 2011 @ 5:25 am

    hhhhhaaaaaaaaa

  367. tehreem fatima Said,

    May 17, 2011 @ 2:49 pm

    hahahahahaha……………….aala fit man>>>>>>>> :) lolzzzzzzzzzz the 80% of ur exam………….. was a v.gudddddddd

  368. tehreem fatima Said,

    May 17, 2011 @ 2:51 pm

    @ nishta sina u rock buddy!

  369. Aparajita Said,

    May 21, 2011 @ 5:14 pm

    its really nice..

  370. aaron leonart bhutia Said,

    May 23, 2011 @ 9:19 am

    he he he..realy damn funny…kep it up crazy headzzzz…zzz…

  371. akshay Said,

    May 30, 2011 @ 4:17 pm

    wonderful

  372. shankar Said,

    May 31, 2011 @ 6:48 am

    funny and at the same time reality as well.

  373. Abhishek Said,

    May 31, 2011 @ 9:13 am

    these are facts not the funny quotes and one should seriously think about it…

  374. divya sharma Said,

    May 31, 2011 @ 1:25 pm

    ha ha ha ha veeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy funny!

  375. divya Said,

    May 31, 2011 @ 1:53 pm

    he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha vvvvveeeeerrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuuunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  376. samx Said,

    June 6, 2011 @ 1:12 pm

    awwww…..these are … the funniest………….heheheh

    <3 ^_^

  377. ronak jain Said,

    June 8, 2011 @ 9:14 am

    ha ha ha so fuunnyyyyyy it help i decreasing your fear………<3<3<3 ?animTED1?

  378. aastha Said,

    June 15, 2011 @ 7:57 am

    quite good quotes ;D

  379. preksha jain Said,

    June 18, 2011 @ 8:58 am

    they are really funny… :)

  380. enas Said,

    June 27, 2011 @ 8:44 am

    perfect i just believe it after my exam today

  381. sai Said,

    June 29, 2011 @ 2:59 pm

    supper all the quotes r

  382. jagruti Said,

    July 1, 2011 @ 10:31 am

    hehehehehe luvd it here’s a thing i m preparing a presentation on v r brilliants-v only study previous night of exams ur quotes were real helpful 2 me thnx

  383. koi tou hai !! Said,

    July 6, 2011 @ 3:37 pm

    these are soo true !! Its like some student wrote some of them !

  384. ayepol Said,

    July 7, 2011 @ 6:17 am

    super like this page ..heheh :D

  385. Math Said,

    July 7, 2011 @ 5:04 pm

    i Can’t stop laughing. Its very funny !

  386. chandamakshu Said,

    July 8, 2011 @ 4:09 am

    its so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)

  387. rinu Said,

    July 8, 2011 @ 8:55 am

    superb yaar

  388. vikash Said,

    July 11, 2011 @ 1:14 pm

    very funny :)))))))))))))))))))))

  389. haris Said,

    July 21, 2011 @ 12:42 pm

    oll of dis r tru for da student’s philosophy

    especially for those r not gifted. . in exam!

  390. Ashish Said,

    July 31, 2011 @ 2:44 am

    he he he.. its toO fuNNy.. specially “80% of final…”… hahahahhahah_ i cant stop my laughing.. :-) :-D

  391. sadia Said,

    August 16, 2011 @ 3:53 pm

    nice quotes but search 4 more..

  392. ayesha maqsood Said,

    August 17, 2011 @ 3:04 pm

    great i enjoyy…..one of the things that really make u laugh in the hectic routine of college and the examms………niccccce

  393. sd Said,

    August 30, 2011 @ 6:01 am

    non cannot understand

  394. Quentin Semler Said,

    September 3, 2011 @ 10:10 pm

    Love these quotes as I have my self a website with quotes about life. Thought it would be wise to share my favorite quote: “It’s the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what’s right.” – Peter Parker

  395. kausambi biswas Said,

    September 4, 2011 @ 2:40 pm

    hahaa… damn funny truths!! ^_^

  396. Appiagyei M. Said,

    September 5, 2011 @ 12:20 am

    Examinations are rily funny

  397. Tanvi Gupta Said,

    September 8, 2011 @ 2:37 pm

    HAHAHA………….SO FUNNY
    I CANNOT RESIST MYSELF TO READ & LAUGH ON THESE FUNNY JOKES………..
    ONE FROM ME………………………………………….
    BOOKS R BEWAFA RAAT KO PADHO SUBHA TAK SAB SAPHA, AUR NA PADHO TO SAZA.

  398. sagar Said,

    September 9, 2011 @ 4:40 pm

    VERY VERY FUNNY

  399. shashi dayarathne Said,

    September 14, 2011 @ 1:59 pm

    reallyyyy cool the Quotes are 100% trueeeee

  400. tvj de dark Said,

    September 16, 2011 @ 4:23 am

    it suits in case of colleges of nepal and mine

  401. dikshya khatiwada Said,

    September 18, 2011 @ 10:30 am

    …Was soooo much anexious bcoz of xam!!!….m refreshed now……..SO FUNNY….LOL!!!!!

  402. trijal Said,

    September 19, 2011 @ 10:20 am

    funny……………………………………………………………………………………………………:D :D

  403. Faiz,Anjoom Said,

    September 23, 2011 @ 6:00 am

    Haaaahaaaahaaaaahaaa,sorry guys…i just laughed

  404. eric cuyos Said,

    September 28, 2011 @ 1:06 pm

    true!

  405. Hazim Shah Said,

    October 8, 2011 @ 8:11 pm

    weLL donE ! Keep it funny enough

  406. ambika bhatt Said,

    October 18, 2011 @ 6:52 am

    Good to post on FB

  407. kidega patrick Said,

    October 22, 2011 @ 11:16 am

    So funny you p’ple, 80% very funny and bitter

  408. TshwaneloKenilworth Said,

    October 30, 2011 @ 2:20 pm

    Lol Hahaha The best qu0tes

  409. Asad Said,

    November 5, 2011 @ 8:21 am

    realllllllllly funnnnnnnny

  410. ramu cool Said,

    November 18, 2011 @ 4:34 am

    not nice………………[:(]
    expected more……………….

  411. Pooja antil Said,

    November 21, 2011 @ 4:20 pm

    Awesome 100%truth in all quotes

  412. King dude Said,

    December 6, 2011 @ 6:29 pm

    Diz r cul man…
    Keep it up… :-);-) ¡!¡

  413. King Nanhe Said,

    December 6, 2011 @ 6:33 pm

    U r d king of funny quotes…:-):-D¡!¡

  414. sonia bhandari Said,

    December 18, 2011 @ 12:45 pm

    that’s great

  415. thiru Said,

    December 20, 2011 @ 7:15 am

    puthusa try panunga

  416. arjun sawhney oneness Said,

    December 25, 2011 @ 9:33 pm

    its fab …college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed…really suites to mi university

  417. ash Said,

    January 2, 2012 @ 11:21 am

    tol olambay stao quetes oghema.

  418. saad shah Said,

    January 16, 2012 @ 4:25 am

    haha…:) awsome quotes

  419. Mahmud Shohug Said,

    January 25, 2012 @ 5:53 am

    good but i didn’t get that i looking for…. required more funny.

  420. Muhammad Ammar Said,

    February 8, 2012 @ 7:19 am

    really very funnyyyyyyyyyyy

  421. shashi Said,

    February 25, 2012 @ 10:01 am

    REALLY NICE!!!!!!!!!!

  422. Sara Nusrath Said,

    March 7, 2012 @ 2:30 pm

    It’s awesome.please tell me what’s the secretbehind ur funny mind ???????????????????

  423. Rafeu Riyan Said,

    March 9, 2012 @ 12:02 pm

    My quote

    Why people says exam iz knocking @ the door
    if it ever knocked my one i would keeep my door 4ever close 4 ittttt…………

  424. shirisha akkenapally Said,

    March 21, 2012 @ 4:51 pm

    oh god again exams:;;;;;;;its FACT but still hv to prove it that it is mentioned as FUN

  425. jayant gupta Said,

    March 29, 2012 @ 8:56 am

    hi dude exam is like a girlfriend jisme pas hona ya top karna dono equal hai

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  428. mahnoor khan Said,

    April 19, 2012 @ 7:51 am

    nice quotes :)

  429. jetli Said,

    April 27, 2012 @ 6:38 am

    amazing!

  430. tenzin phuntsok jetli B 13 Said,

    April 27, 2012 @ 6:39 am

    wow is cool to have those

  431. tanya Said,

    May 5, 2012 @ 4:58 pm

    this is totally not funny……:(
    ………………..
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    just joking……,it was too good:),LOL

  432. jj Said,

    May 16, 2012 @ 1:44 pm

    funny!!!

  433. amrin Said,

    May 18, 2012 @ 2:04 pm

    nice n situational

  434. saaatikay Said,

    July 12, 2012 @ 8:20 am

    Haaaaaaaa…………. its reaaly funny

  435. Priyanshi Gupta Said,

    August 23, 2012 @ 4:45 pm

    Hmmm……! Nice onEz

  436. Aishwarya Said,

    September 29, 2012 @ 6:48 am

    IT’S OF COURSE REALLY REALLY TRUE!!!!!

  437. DENIL Said,

    September 30, 2012 @ 4:53 pm

    VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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