Funny Friendship Quotes

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.

A friend is someone you can call to help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move a body.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.

Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.

My friends, there are no friends.

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

19 Comments »

  1. Brianna Said,

    June 6, 2007 @ 4:08 am

    wow i really like this….its make me think that i am lucky to have my real friends instead of people who just act like they are…thanks for putting this on here!!!

  2. Its Me... Said,

    July 25, 2007 @ 1:27 am

    Simply Superb………
    I really got to know who are my real friends after i went through these quotes on Friends and friendship.
    Thanks !!!

  3. Ellie Said,

    December 19, 2007 @ 1:39 am

    made me cry cuz i only have one of those that fits the descriptions. the rest r just dead weight

  4. liz Said,

    December 23, 2007 @ 12:27 am

    I have three types of friends: friends that love me, friends who don’t care about me, and friends who hate me,

  5. sweet Said,

    February 11, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

    that is so true… :)

  6. Rose Said,

    March 28, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

    Thanks a lot for putting this hear, am very proud because my eyes have been opened. I have realized that indeed I don’t have a true friend. God bless you!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. who cares Said,

    June 21, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

    pretty gay quotes

  8. BEAN MR BEAN Said,

    July 8, 2008 @ 6:56 am

    hi this is bean (mr bean)

    i wuv those quotes they remind me of teddy!

  9. Mariee Said,

    July 28, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

    If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not jump with them; I would be at the bottom to catch them. :)

  10. bEbE Said,

    August 10, 2008 @ 2:46 am

    Word i love these quotes. over the years you start to see who really is there for you & who’s just waisting your time.

  11. Brie Said,

    September 21, 2008 @ 5:53 am

    Hahaha! I love these quotes! I’m gonna add one of my own!

    “A good friend bails you out of jail; you’re best friend’s sitting next to you saying ‘That was fun!’”

  12. RAWR Said,

    January 11, 2009 @ 8:23 am

    There are doubles… >.>

    “My best friends are the ones who bring out the best in me, and these guys make me glow.”
    XD

  13. Franco Said,

    March 26, 2009 @ 5:10 pm

    i knwo girls best friend now?

  14. Sven Coen Said,

    March 27, 2009 @ 6:39 am

    Friends don’t let friends wear beer goggles.

  15. sugandha Said,

    April 25, 2009 @ 8:46 am

    friends……i hv lots of friends …….some are selfish some r jealous some jst dont care am alive or no…..i have no true friend…..who loves me truly…….

  16. KOOL Said,

    May 16, 2009 @ 3:33 pm

    this is so fun cause im decorating my room and im painting these on my wall and also my Bf just dumped me that helps you see ur true friends too not just words

    it takes action and laughs to make a friend not just a meaningless smile and nod

  17. KOOL Said,

    May 16, 2009 @ 3:34 pm

    i have a new quote

    You should walk a mile in a friends shoes then if you dont like it you are a mile away from your friend and you have their shoes!!!

  18. um Said,

    June 2, 2009 @ 2:11 pm

    i have always been able to tell who my real friends are, those are the only ones i keep close. but i luv reading these, it reminds me of all the things we have gone through together

  19. um Said,

    June 2, 2009 @ 2:11 pm

    i have always been able to tell who my real friends are, those are the only ones i keep close. but i luv reading these, it reminds me of all the things we have gone through together

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