Funny Life Quotes
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Life is just one damned thing after another
Life is simple, its just not easy.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.
In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.
No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly — because if they don’t speak fast nobody will listen to them.
Born to be wild – live to outgrow it.
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
Life is so unlike theory.
Life is wasted on the living.
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Dev Said,
September 8, 2007 @ 8:48 am
Murphy’s law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Problem is Murphy was always an optimist
This is mine and my Daddys fav. quote hope u guys like it 2!!
Luv xx xXx xx
patrick Said,
November 2, 2007 @ 6:09 pm
what are you going to do….build a time machine?
sweet Said,
February 11, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
i really do wish i was a sarcastic person…
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May 22, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
THESE ARE GOOD QUOTES NICE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
greeeeeeeeeeen cart$$$$$$$$$$$$ Said,
May 22, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
HERES A QUOTE- YESTURDAY WAS TOMMOROW TWO DAYS AGO.
bbman27 Said,
October 6, 2008 @ 12:38 am
today is yesterdays tomorrow
kayla Said,
October 23, 2008 @ 10:18 pm
“Friendship is the hardest thing in the world
to explain. It’s not something you learn in school.
But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven’t learned anything.” <— i like dat one
QUMAL Said,
January 8, 2009 @ 11:48 pm
awsome they are all true
Adam Said,
January 31, 2009 @ 4:17 am
Shit happens when you party naked
hahahah
Stevie Said,
February 17, 2009 @ 9:26 pm
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday!
Jello Said,
February 22, 2009 @ 7:18 pm
Don’t let your wants subsitutes your needs, don’t let your needs imprision your wants.
sachin Said,
March 23, 2009 @ 4:04 am
“Road to life is alwas under constuction”
hope u like it
Cindy B Said,
May 6, 2009 @ 7:57 pm
My mom would always say, “I wish I knew what I didn’t know” whenever she was puzzled about something.
DBoy69 Said,
June 12, 2009 @ 8:11 pm
Its okay if u hate me, id be jealous too if i were u!!