Funny Student Quotes

If all the students who slept through lectures were laid end to end, they’d all be a lot more comfortable.

I have never let schooling interfere with my education.

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

If you feel that you have both feet planted on solid ground, then the university has failed you.

The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it

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really doesn’t matter.

The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.

You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think.

University contains the cream of
Ireland: Rich and thick.

Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people’s sleep.

College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.

An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.

He who can do – he, who cannot, teaches.


  1. sweet Said,

    February 11, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

    weeeeh!!! i love yer quotes.. :)

  2. lovelydarling Said,

    July 29, 2008 @ 4:03 am

    i love these quotes!
    they’re so sarcastic, yet true!

  3. vivi.c Said,

    September 15, 2008 @ 2:06 am

    Rich and Thick! hahahahaha

  4. cilla Said,

    September 23, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

    like omg man tht so0 co0l an like omg wow i go to tamatea high and i wana say hey to celia,and michelle they so0 co0l!!!

  5. Sam Said,

    December 5, 2008 @ 8:24 pm

    I carried my books like a donkey , yet I carried .. not to be a donkey ..

    – On my experiences going to School

  6. Kumail Said,

    August 15, 2009 @ 11:31 am

    Really good job

  7. jenny Said,

    September 16, 2009 @ 4:51 pm

    hey…dey r nice….
    dey r nice coz dey r sooooo true….
    i think quotes r one way by which we cn tell d adult d
    probz. of our school life……!!!
    dese one will make den laugh as well…..!!!

  8. John Said,

    November 9, 2009 @ 3:15 am

    _like going to school to spend money not to erned money+++

  9. vinni Said,

    December 20, 2009 @ 9:20 am

    this inspiring qutes are entertaining and knowledgable

  10. vinni Said,

    December 20, 2009 @ 9:22 am

    This inspiring quotes are entertaining and knowledgable.This helped in my english homework and my teacher appreciated me for that.

  11. suvina Said,

    December 20, 2009 @ 9:25 am

    Woooooooooooooooooow! it was so nice to read and understaaaaaaaaaaaand.

  12. vinisha Said,

    December 20, 2009 @ 9:30 am

    yes! my teacher did not gave me a scooooooooooooooooldinggggggggg!

  13. hottie girl Said,

    January 22, 2010 @ 11:45 am

    thats sooooo yaah quotes

  14. rose naz Said,

    March 28, 2010 @ 3:42 pm

    very nice quotes and it is truth it happens in college

  15. aaron Said,

    April 26, 2010 @ 9:35 am


  16. ladyparpz Said,

    August 4, 2010 @ 7:08 am

    schooling is my first priority..but i hate studying hard…
    the quotes here is really true…..
    around of applause…

  17. attitude girl Said,

    September 2, 2010 @ 9:23 am


  18. SAIM Said,

    December 22, 2010 @ 4:24 am


  19. Francis zerd Said,

    April 6, 2011 @ 6:53 am

    they are really nice and funny, i love em!:-D

  20. kamal meena Said,

    April 23, 2011 @ 5:04 am

    good one

  21. Livia Said,

    May 2, 2011 @ 6:39 pm

    Wow, that?s a rlelay clever way of thinking about it!

  22. usman Said,

    May 20, 2011 @ 7:38 am

    woww………cooOOoOl………i like it………:)

  23. ayesha maqsood Said,

    August 17, 2011 @ 3:08 pm

    ahh i only liked 3rd last one……nicccce

  24. zia rehman Said,

    November 16, 2011 @ 1:47 pm

    6th quote is best…this is a fact…haha…..:P

  25. zia rehman Said,

    November 16, 2011 @ 1:48 pm

    6th qoute is best…this is a fact..haha…:P

  26. love quotes Said,

    April 1, 2012 @ 2:36 am

    You can definitely see your enthusiasm in the paintings you write. The arena hopes for more passionate writers like you who are not afraid to mention how they believe. Always follow your heart.

  27. bubli Said,

    July 12, 2012 @ 12:51 pm

    they are so interesting,sarcastic and meaningful.
    i love them.

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