Funny Student Quotes
If all the students who slept through lectures were laid end to end, they’d all be a lot more comfortable.
I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
If you feel that you have both feet planted on solid ground, then the university has failed you.
The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.
The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.
You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think.
University contains the cream of
Ireland: Rich and thick.
Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people’s sleep.
College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order.
He who can do – he, who cannot, teaches.