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Funny stupid Quotes

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

Please provide the date of your death.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Being stupid is its own reward

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.

I don’t think anyone should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

You can’t just let nature run wild.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

32 Comments »

  1. kay kay Said,

    July 2, 2007 @ 5:06 am

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    July 18, 2007 @ 1:52 am

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  3. sanjay Said,

    August 6, 2007 @ 2:05 am

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  4. yhannielhetzkhee Said,

    September 6, 2007 @ 4:18 am

    wat a quotez, . , . , but myn is soooooooooo stupid, .!!!!

    >>it is better to cheat than to repeat , . , !!!
    >> what are d books use for if ur seatmate is scholar??

    , .!!!!

  5. jaime Said,

    September 24, 2007 @ 6:54 pm

    kids in the backseats cause accidents, accidents in the backseat caues kids

  6. Timi Said,

    February 12, 2008 @ 4:16 am

    dont judge a book…

    cover it…

    PWHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  7. Elisha amnesia says Said,

    May 6, 2008 @ 12:52 am

    – i have a secret army of potatoes ready to strike at any moment…

    -Mwahahahaha… i am the king of toaster pastries!!!!

  8. opie123456789 Said,

    June 3, 2008 @ 3:38 am

    when life takes a crap at you just wipe it off and smile.

  9. myst_xyk Said,

    July 22, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

    well, nice try.
    maybe u could try harder next time.

  10. David Said,

    September 30, 2008 @ 9:33 pm

    What did I mean agian??

  11. kitkat Said,

    December 10, 2008 @ 8:10 pm

    “i havent lost my mind silly… I sold it on ebay.”
    “IHOP-international house of perverts”(o come on you know evryone there is a perv)
    “i love to hate the yankees”
    “i dont have A.D.D. im perfectly focus… OOO SHINY!!!

  12. Autumn loves paul Said,

    January 2, 2009 @ 10:00 pm

    my philosophy of life, go home.

  13. fire breathing dragon Said,

    January 2, 2009 @ 10:02 pm

    something strange cometh this way… a magical dragon….but yet its breathes no fire

  14. jAY Said,

    January 6, 2009 @ 7:44 am

    O WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN FIRST WE PLOT TO DECIEVE

  15. erika Said,

    January 22, 2009 @ 9:42 pm

    LOL

  16. leah gurl Said,

    February 1, 2009 @ 1:22 am

    when life throws you lemons, throw then back and tell life to make its own lemonade.

  17. leah gurl Said,

    February 1, 2009 @ 1:24 am

    lol

  18. ina Said,

    February 16, 2009 @ 8:35 am

    umm…i fergot what i was gonna say oh wait…i dont know.

  19. ina Said,

    February 16, 2009 @ 8:36 am

    a day without sunshine is like you know, night.

  20. David NNN Said,

    February 19, 2009 @ 4:09 am

    There are three kinds of people in the world, those that can do math and those that can’t.

  21. SMS Said,

    March 22, 2009 @ 7:16 pm

    hahahaha loooool I love that website!

  22. Sven Coen Said,

    March 27, 2009 @ 6:21 am

    I love your words, I use the same one’s sometimes.

  23. SuNsHiNe Said,

    April 22, 2009 @ 12:37 am

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  24. xeszeazqa Said,

    April 25, 2009 @ 10:47 am

    your qoutes are korny kuntsssssss…

  25. Talakitz Said,

    May 3, 2009 @ 2:14 am

    Don’t do it now !! if you can do it tomorrow !! Take my word !!

  26. Toopp.notch Said,

    May 6, 2009 @ 7:01 am

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  27. aLeXA Is tHe BeSt Said,

    May 13, 2009 @ 11:36 pm

    “Cows are useless, all they do is eat, sleep, poop, and lay eggs”

    “Why does the front of Chilis(restaurant) have a big carrot on it?”

    “Is chemistry where you make potions and bubbly stuff?”

    “Alexa, are u still on Myface”

    “Shiny car tires, totally turn me on!”

    “Im kinda a celebrity…in my own head!”

    “Mommy-I googled murder”

    “Oooo thats not your vagina thats your ass hole”

    “We be buddies lol, friends are friends, pals are pals, but buddies sleep together”

    “Ya, my one pinky finger used to always get really cold”

    “If he is not gay, he could be bio”

    “Ahhhh, I cant think and type at the same time”

    “Your dad must be a baker cuz you have nice buns”

    Bri-“All the good looking guys are your age”
    Me-“Thats cuz during the time I was born, there was a hotness baby boom”

    “Ooooo, this can be my walking stick, o wait nevermind that is a tree!”

    “Why were you like totally humping my butt?”

    “Dont bite, Alexa thats notty!”

    “Dinky hearts pinky which is not stinky or finky”

    “We cant change the past no matter how hard we try, so we just have to try to build a bridge and get over it”

    “Is pollen the yellow, squishy stuff that birdies like to eat?”

    “Can we see planet earth through a telescope?”

    “I have mastered kung-fu in 12 diffrent languages”

    “I am a brianna murder-er in my dreams”

    “You hit my elbow bone and it really hurts”

    Avi: “Why does that sign say ‘no shopping at any time’?”
    Me: “Umm….aviana I think the sign says ‘no stopping at any time'”

    “I like making toilet paper oragami when im pooping!”

    “Look at all those homeless people sitting on the side of the road over there, o wait nevermind those r just people waiting for the public bus.”

    “Ooo, I want to try this new kind of gum, its called Nicorette”

    “You got one life, your gonna make mistakes, so make em, enjoy em, learn from em, and move on”

    “If you put lip plumper on ur nose, will it make ur nose bigger?”

    “I have about had it with guyz, gurgle! not saying im gonna turn to girlz as an alternative lol but i think i just wanna be free and single!”

    “So if you have a three pack does that mean you have one pack on one side and two packs on the other? thats so wierd!”

    “Dont worry, God wouldnt let people like me and you die, we are too pretty”

    “This shirt is so in, if you dont like this shirt then you are not in”

    “Sophia, you cant chew gum, you will swallow it, choke, and then DIE!”

    “Dont think, or you will get fat”

    “I love checking my facebook, it excites me to see how many friends I dont have!”

    “This crayon color looks like salmon, bleeding salmon!”

    “Im not racist I love little black babies!”

    “Good morning Pooter, you’re looking quite dapper today!”

    “The eyes are the nipples of the face.”

    “Eveytime that there is an akward silence, a gay baby is being born.”

    “He is so hawtt i could crack an egg on him and it would instantly burnnnn…fizzle!”

  28. KrAzY Quote Said,

    May 29, 2009 @ 7:18 pm

    When someone asks you a quesstion you dont want to answer smile and say why ddo you want to know?

    My Future is so bright I have to wear sun glasses!!

    Advice is llike kissing, it cost nothing and is a pleasant thing to do!

    Boys…. a heart is not a play thing, A heart is not a toy,But if you want it broken give it to a boy!!!!

  29. JJ the jet plane Said,

    June 2, 2009 @ 10:57 pm

    “Shit happens…miracles take a little longer”

    “Old people have nowhere to go and all day to get there”

    “Humor lasts a minute but stupidity lasts a lifetime”

    “Without me you’re just AWESO”

  30. marie Said,

    November 5, 2010 @ 7:43 am

    ….its better to lost a lover than to love a looser….or else its better to have never loved at all…..LOLS!

  31. shoana Said,

    January 31, 2011 @ 2:16 pm

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  32. Katy Said,

    February 17, 2011 @ 6:59 pm

    the other day a guy broke into my apartment, he didn’t take the tv, just the remote- now he drives by my house and changes the channel… sick bast*rd…

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