Funny Drinking Quotes
I drink to make other people interesting.
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
Reality is an illus
ion created by a lack of alcohol.
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.